Friends! I will be on holiday from tomorrow for roughly a week, exploring all the delights that Sephora Singapore has to offer. While I'm in Sephora Singapore, I'll be (lap)topless and not posting, however, you can catch up with me and be enthralled by the wonders of Sephora Singapore via my Instagram and Twitter.

Any suggestions for shopping, whether duty-free, drug store or Sephora? Let me know, I've got a list to write!

You massage it into your butt and other saggy bits to "firm, life and sculpt".



I've been trying this product for a few weeks now, and while my arse is as magnificent as ever, there's been no change to the firmness or lift, not that I'm too sure how exactly I would be able to police any changes.

None of that matters anyway, seeing I just wanted an opportunity to post a gif dance party.

A BUM DANCE PARTY, THAT IS!!!!

Please, like you expected an ounce of maturity from me. CW for twerking it like the rent's due tomorrow!

I'm so useless when it comes to blowdrying my hair. I suspect I may be a little dim, because everyone else seems able to manage the whole 'switch on dryer, point at head' routine that constantly eludes me. Either my hand is too limp-wristed and wobbly, and the effort needed to hold a kilo of plastic upright defeats me (I blame my ham-shaped triceps) or I burn a fifty-cent piece sized hole into my scalp. You can almost hear Yakity Sax playing every time I pick up the dryer

My boy Benny knows those feels

Disasters aside, I normally get bored after standing in my bathroom for an entire frigging hour and go to sleep with wet hair.

UNTIL I STARTED USING THE BEST HAIRDRYER EVER, THAT IS!

And yes, the all-caps are necessary, you guise. This is srs bsnss, fo reals.

Good grief, has this post ever been a long time coming. I first bought a few Revlon Just Bitten Kissable Balm Stains (WHAT is with the long name?) when I was in Hawaii mid-last year, swatched them, swatched some other lip balm crayons for comparison, then just kinda forgot about them. 


Like, not forget forget, but I'd figured that the blogosphere had maybe already heard enough about these bright little rod o' colour and I just kept on using mine, plus a few more I picked up from Priceline during that epic buy one, get one free sale they had.