Sit down, guys. Please take a chair. There's something I need to tell you. It started off so innocently. I was 17 on a sleepover and someone who I called a friend, someone I trusted offered me some of hers. "Sure," I said, naive to the dark world of "masking" I had just opened myself up to. I thought it was just a...
Do you think the more links I put in this post, the more likely you'll be to like my new Facebook page? What if I told you that a like will give you an instant entry to a wintery giveaway that will be posted about this Monday (Aussies only, sorry!). Or what if my new gang of movie-boyfriends danced for you? Is that enough for...
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Guest Post: Burt's Bees Baby Bee Getting Started Kit - review by Marshall from The {Tiny} Times
Today I've got an extra spesh post for you, written by harem pant lover and baby fashion darling, Marshall from The {Tiny} Times. He's kind enough to have tried Burt's Bees Baby Bee travel pack for me as I have no loin-fruit of my own! Dear Michaela, Thank you so much for giving me this Burt's Bees Baby Bee gift pack and allowing...
I am terrible with eyeliner. Wobbly-handed, blink-eyed and with a tendency to rub my lids immediately post-application terrible. Paul Rudd doing this anywhere beside in my bed kind of terrible. JUST AWFUL! So clearly I'm not the best person to be talking to you about eyeliner, right? Right! Sadly, your poor choices in life have now led you to this very review, and...
So if you missed seeing me the other night on telly, here's me in all my full awkwardness. Seriously, I think I have some kind of verbal tic where I just talk shit regardless of the scenario. I've just realised I squish up my face so much when I'm talking, and that my face is really weird looking to begin with. I can't...
I love my face masks. At least once a week I'll slap one on and let the nourishing goodness seep in while ensconced in my dressing gown watching Snog, Marry, Avoid reading Latin texts, My latest mask is this sheet version from The Face Shop. I've tried a few from here since they are complete steal at $3-$5 and covered in delightful Engrish. Today...
Just a heads-up for all my Australian readers - I'll be on Millionaire Hotseat tomorrow evening (Wednesday 20/6) at 5:30pm on Channel 9, if you wanted to watch and play along to see if you get as many questions as me right! Recording the episode was a timely reminder of how dorky I can be (plus ZERO filter resulting in word vomit), so...
Hello there! Noticed I had something done yet? A few nips, a bit of a tuck and a brand spanking new masthead made for me by the talented Stephanie Pembroke. There's still a few tweaks to be made, but let me know what you think as this is me trying to be a slighter more appropriate, slightly better-dressed and slightly fancier grown up...
I have a confession to make. I only bought these lip balms because I needed to distract myself from eavesdropping on the woman in line ahead of me who was having the most inane conversation on the phone with that breathless gusto only the totally oblivious can muster. Sample of conversation: "Nah, nah, I'm at the chemist. Nah, I'm at the chemist. The...
Darling for Vibe Hotels in 'Pillow Taupe' Ulta3 in 'Confetti' Revlon in 'Belle' (topcoat) Well, kinda, The Ulta3 sadly wasn't confetti-y enough, despite being named Confetti, so I needed some Revlon topcoat in Belle to amp up the sparkle. Why did I need glittery nails when the Darling for Vibe Hotels in Pillow Taupe (love the name) was nice enough by itself? I'm...
Winter is coming... Sorry, I lie. Winter is already here and I'm now very upset I can't menacingly whisper this whenever someone tries to make casual conversation with me about the weather. No, you're weird. Anyway with winter comes flaky, itchy and altogether unpleasant dry skin. I've had previous success in smacking the scales away by using Ro's Argan Body Conditioner from Lush,...
I love me some Beth Ditto. She's brash, bold and a goddess in a tight tube dress. I wish I had her confidence, not only in her own appearance, but in her attitude towards the daily mindfuckery tastemakers like Kaiser Karl dictate to us lady folk. To response to him calling Adele "a little too fat", Beth said: “First of all, Karl Lagerfeld...
Uh oh, you guys. It happened again. Except with ALL THE COLOURS! MOAR COLOURS! Seriously, I have no self control when it comes to these things. I've gotta move them from where I keep all my daily products, because once I see them, it just seems rude not to use them, right? Oh, hai guys. What's that, you want to be on me?...
