- Post more! I dropped off my frequency this last month because of work and attempting to have a social life, but I now know that work should stay at the office, and that having a social life is way overrated. Expect more frequent posts from the braless, pantless and drinking straight from the vino bottle on her couch Michaela.

Pretty much

- Get fit. Like I'm totally going to go for a run today. But I've already had a shower. So tomorrow. Definitely tomorrow. I think I deserve a tin of condensed milk as a reward for locking down this commitment. Go me!

- Test my make-up boundaries and really dig into the dark corners of my MU collection. Blue and green should totally be seen. Mushed up together on my eyelids in a glorious loose powder orgy. 

- Grow out my fringe/bangs/forehead sweat collector. I lurve it when I've got a solid hour of hair-wrangling free, but I've come to realise that I'm far too lazy to use a brush be that organised with my hair. 

BYE BITCH!

- Read and comment more on other people's blogs. I recently read some comments saying that a good blogger never reads or comments on other people's content because it's all noise and distraction. Fuck that in the arm! I'm going to read twice as many blogs now, because other blogs are interesting and funny so why would I deprive my blog-hungry brain of that kind of nutrition? MOAR BLOGS!

- Own my feminism, even if I'm going to be branded with that old 'angry feminist' chestnut. Fuck yeah, I'm angry! I really appreciated the reaction I got from this post, even the many sweary and angry emails I received about we live in a post-racism society (AHAHAHAHA!) because it reminded me how many clueless dolts out there will defend their perceived right to be racist, sexist, sizist and all the other-ists forever. And in this country, if you're not openly disagreeing with them, you're enabling this type of ridiculousness through silence. Fuck being that kind of person and a half-assed activist. I have a lot of feelings about this I need to explore.




- Stop drinking so much. Because sometimes wine is not a breakfast food and does not lead to the best decisions. Even if it is one of my two interests.




Ok. Broke this one already. Wine is the ONLY breakfast food. Never leave me, pinot.




What are your New Year's resolutions for 2013? Am I a terrible an awesome blogger for making with the cliche New Year post theme? 

Because I like getting comments (subtle hint - LEAVE ME COMMENTS!), I've added Disqus to my comments form so now you have no excuse not to leave comments can easily drop me a line without having to be signed in to Blogger.

Also because nothing can ever go completely smoothly -



- previous comments are laid out in a somewhat random fashion, and I'd like to point out I'm actually responding to comments and not talking to myself.

Anyway, hopefully this will make things easier for us, and we can spend that extra time normally sent logging into Blogger hanging out with my cats gifs folder instead!

Hello chums!

I've answered a few questions (six, actually) for Victoria over on The Mummy Chronicles. Pop over here for a disturbing look into the mind of a cold-blooded beauty addict.

Or stay here, and watch a video of me unwrapping a Revlon Just Bitten Lipstain with my massive hands. Deep, thought-provoking stuff. Compelling and rich.

Ain't nothing wrong with that!

I bought so many products, and can't wait to show you them, so look out for the haul post and video I'll have up in the next few days to showcase both my uncontrollable spending habits and abject awkwardness on film. Oh, and I picked up a few goodies to give away to you guys too! 

Catch you in a few!

Aloha, my fancy fillies!

Just a quick FYI that I've knocked out a guest post on Beautiful Makeup Search. Because it's US-based, I've picked my favourite warm weather multi-tasker to review, keeping in line with their summer temperatures. 

For those expecting gifs, here's something from the saddest tv moment ever (aside from Buffy's 'The Body'). I hope you're happy!

I'll waaaaaaaaait for yooooooooou!

Do you think the more links I put in this post, the more likely you'll be to like my new Facebook page?

What if I told you that a like will give you an instant entry to a wintery giveaway that will be posted about this Monday (Aussies only, sorry!). 

Or what if my new gang of movie-boyfriends danced for you? Is that enough for you? IS THAT ENOUGH?

OH GOD YES!

Likey likey like!

So if you missed seeing me the other night on telly, here's me in all my full awkwardness. Seriously, I think I have some kind of verbal tic where I just talk shit regardless of the scenario.


I've just realised I squish up my face so much when I'm talking, and that my face is really weird looking to begin with. I can't believe I've gone 24 years without anyone telling me about my weird face. Boyfriend never even mentioned the face weirdness to me! Doesn't he look cute by the way?

Anyway, the morning after, I arrived at work to this in my office's general inbox.


I feel....special? And extra door-lockingly.

If you don't have time to watch the video, or have in fact watched it so much you are now one with the video and me scrunching my nose up is forever burned in your psyche, I've kindly made some gifs for you. No, no need to thank me.



A big thank you to Rachel for taping, sending, reformatting and resending the video to me!

Here's some screenshots my bestie took when I was an audience member on Q&A (and asked a question that involved memes, the Kardashians AND Rebecca Black!) and she is just wetting herself in anticipation of the goldmine of awful faces I will pull this time around. Oh dear.

Today I've got a guest post up on Makeup Utopia showing my favourite make-up look for going from office to afterwork drinks to making bad decisions in a bar at 3am. Scoot your tooch over here to check that out.

In other news, I'm obsessed with Call Me Maybe. I know, I know, but aside from being a total earworm it's also so meme-appropriate. Can't stop laughing at this one.


Love you, internet!